Friday, September 04, 2009
Christianity in 110 Words
from
http://atheistcamel.blogspot.com/
The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed,
commits suicide by cop,
although he didn't really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you,
but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, the whole thing would make Jesus die laughing, if he wasn't already dead, and assuming he ever existed.
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oh i wish, i do wish i have the guts and pure cheek to show this to you,
your christian friends and my Favourite aunt (who gave me a bible for my 18th birthday)
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Blinding ignorance does mislead us. O! Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
Are you drinking?
10:22 AM