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Saturday, June 09, 2007
What one learns after 6yrs of relationships.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(the ones in red (danger level)
are very very very important and close to the heart.) (meaning ive been thru those countless times. so learn lol)


"No" = Yes
"Yes" = No

"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = You better select the option I’ve already chosen.

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.
"We need to talk" = You did something wrong.

"Sure, go ahead" = You go ahead, you die.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

“We’re moving too quickly” = I want to find out if this guy/girl at the gym has a girlfriend first.

"Do you love me?" = I want something expensive.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

“I don’t know. What do you want to do?” = I can’t believe you have nothing planned!
“Sure, chicken rice is okay.” = You cheapo slob!

"I said, nothing’s wrong, okay?!" = It's that time of the month.

"Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead.


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