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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Saw this joke online that reaaally amused me.
so come on come on, lets share.
(ok it might not be as funny to you guys cos my sense of humour is apparently "wacked"
but anywayyys)

here goes :

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements:

1. Religion
2. Royalty
3. Sex
4. Mystery


The professor coldly announces, “It’ll take quite some time to write an essay of this nature and smoothly incorporate all subjects, so please begin.”

About fifteen minutes later, a boy raised his hand and announced that he was finished. The startled prof says, “I don’t see how you can be finished with an essay of that nature in that short a time.”

“Well, I have,” said the smiling student.

“If you think so, read it aloud.”


The student read, “‘My God,’ said the queen, ‘I’m pregnant. I wonder whose it is?’”







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